Some Really Important News

Logging in to my Yahoo email account just now, I couldn't help but notice the selection of four "news" items they put on their front page. Item number one: "Horse Goes For A Drive: Meet A Steed Who Loves To Cruise In A Car And Eat A Burger". Wow, that horse sounds just like a reguar guy, the kind of guy you'd like sit down and talk about sports with over a beer. Item number two: "Avoid Using Credit Cards To Pay Your Expenses". Ok, good advice. Item number three: "Study: Earth's Resources Could Run Out Soon". Eh, whatever. Item number four: "Cruise And Holmes Set Wedding Date". Did they? Now you've got my interest. Tomkat are even more fascinating than that horse I heard about just now. Huh, wait, just a sec, let's go back to item number three...